Why can’t hazel use her powers to bend someone’s weapon while fighting
The Blood of Olympus come out in about 10 months.
Time to start stocking up on tissues.
10 months ‘til the last PJO book… ever
NEVER LET A TUMBLR USER’S SELFIE GO NOTELESS
I got a little carried away answering this, sorry…
I take my EUs of my longest and most beloved fandom very seriously.
ouat titles in episodes [season 1]
in australia we actually have a tv channel called ‘7mate’
well in britain we have a tv channel called ‘dave’ and if you missed a programme on it, you can watch that programme an hour later on their other channel called ‘dave ja vu’in america we have this tv channel called FOX and it’s not even about foxes
it just has lies
so that’s what the fox says
my sister just said the reason that the winchesters have such sucky lives is because spilling salt equals bad luck
Plus they smashed a shit ton of mirrors tryin to kill Bloody Mary in the first season
Thus the muses spake:
"JK you dealt kinda shittily with Dumbledore and other diversity aspects, so we’re gonna go ahead and fix this ourselves"
In other news A+ headcanons from the HP fandom.
the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE
BRILLIANT THANK YOU
IVE BEEN TRYING TO MAKE AN ANALOGY THAT COULD COMBAT THE DAMN LOCK ONE FOR AGES
TWOREFINED2 YOU I BOW TO.
Miley Cyrus Treats Couple at Restaurant
Miley Cyrus paid for a couple’s meal after she disturbed them in a restaurant.
The ‘Wrecking Ball’ singer was reportedly noisy and caused a scene when she and a friend went into an upmarket eatery in New York, but after a couple complained, she immediately went over to apologize.
A witness explained to the National Enquirer: ”She went over and apologized and told the folks, ‘I’m sorry, I’ve just had too much caffeine today.’ Then she asked the couple about themselves.”
The pair were celebrating their second wedding anniversary, so generous Miley left $100 to cover their bill and posed for pictures with them.
Miley may be famous for her risqué outfits and twerking dance moves, but many people are surprised to find she is actually very down-to-earth and polite.
After she had guest appeared on U.S. TV show ‘Saturday Night Live’, a source said: ”Everyone expected Miley to show up with major attitude - but were stunned when she turned out to be a major sweetheart.
”She went out of her way to be kind to everyone - just plain old nice - posing for pictures backstage and signing autographs for the crew.”
justin bieber: pees in mop bucket
miley cyrus: apologizes and pays for dinner
ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY
- Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
- Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
- Zeus: toO LaTE
bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
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