Remember when “seaweed brain” was an actual insult Annabeth used against Percy and it was still lowercased?
The Staff of Serpis takes place AFTER Blood of Olympus! Do you know what that means? Annabeth and Percy survive the last book!
I have this weird head cannon that Annabeth is a cheerleader during the school year so she can stay in shape. And it takes Percy a while to adjust when he finds out because of his past with them but then remembers Kim Possible. So he starts showing her his favorite episodes and changing her ringtone to “Call Me, Beep Me.”
the best thing about the percy jackson fandom is everyone’s complete denial that the target demographic literally is 12 year olds
*whispers* It’s written at a fourth grade reading level, too.